is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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