The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
my liver is dry heaving
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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