lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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