nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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