Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
