Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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