i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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