Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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