thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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