She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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