I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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