i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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