so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We are all done wearing pants today
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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