It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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