whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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the day after is always just damage control
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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