Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What a dumb baby whore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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