I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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