hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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