dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
be right there i have to get my cape
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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