good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
