Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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