Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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