there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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