whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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