is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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