when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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