i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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