He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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