Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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