I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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