i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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