i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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