Nicole vs. Life
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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