nutella sex= disaster
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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