Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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