Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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