god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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