it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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