he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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