no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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