I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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