Porn is love you can see.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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