Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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