Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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