I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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