I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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