So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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