Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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