..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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