He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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