Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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