He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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