Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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