we have officially lost it.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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i will never coherently bang her
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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