weddingsv make me drug and hornr
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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