Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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